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Cthulu Fatagan

Sing to the tune of Hakkuna Matata, from Disney's Lion King (movie)

Cthulhu Fhtagn! What a wonderful phrase
Cthulhu Fhtagn! Ain't no passing craze
It means insanity for the rest of your days
It's our conscience-free philosophy
Cthulhu Fhtagn!

Cthulhu Fhtagn?

Yeah. It's our mantra!

What's a mantra?

It's an incomplete mantrap, but that's not important right now.

Those two words will solve all the world's problems

That's right. Take me here

Why, when he was a young Zealot…

When I was a young Zeal lot!

Very vile.

Thanks!

He found his rituals lacked a certain appeal
He could clear the circle with a broken seal

Ceded a sensitive soul; just one of my kin
But he screamed a lot when I removed his skin
And oh, the blame
……….He was a-blamed
Thought of chantin' his name
……….Not _His_ name!
And I got castigated
……….How did ya feel?
Everytime that I…

Hey! HEY! Not in front of the non-believers!
Oh. Sorry.

Cthulhu Fhtagn! What a wonderful phrase
Cthulhu Fhtagn! Ain't no passing craze

It means insanity for the rest of your days

It's our conscience-free philosophy
Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn! Cthulhu Fhtagn!
Cthulhu Fhtagn! Cthulhu–

It means insanity for the rest of your days

It's our conscience-free philosophy
Cthulhu Fhtagn!
(Repeats)

I say “Cthulhu”

I say “Fhtagn”

writing/poems/cthulu_fatagan.txt · Last modified: 2014-10-06 20:20 (external edit)